Mom insisted on glamour,
So wear a Wonderbra--
You could be discovered by a producer
And become a movie star.
She said fools rush in
Where angels fear to tread,
But he who hesitates is lost
And will never get ahead.
Money doesn’t buy background.
So remember who you are.
It takes two to tango --
Que sera, sera.
Because tomorrow is another day,
Always write a thank you note.
Don’t cross that bridge ‘til you come to it,
No matter how deep the moat.
Never give up --
And this is for certain --
Conjure Norman Bates
And check your shower curtain.
By Barbara Shields
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